Comments on: Great Three Stooges Lines

By: Keith

Keith — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:52:00 +0000

Moe to Curly I think

Going fishing ?

Yes

Got worms ?

Ya but I am going anyways

Classic !

By: Logan

Logan — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:40:20 +0000

Moe – “How much do you charge to haunt a house?”
Larry – “How many rooms?”

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:45:33 +0000

Desk Clerk: Are you gentlemen members of the press?
Curly: I used to be! But I didn’t do any pressing…I went through the pockets, sort of a dry cleaning nyuk nyuk nyuk!

By: Mark Robertson-Baker

Mark Robertson-Baker — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:48:25 +0000

“I was trying to think but nothing happens.” Curly
Larry, upon finding coins in an old can, “Oh, canned coin.”
Does anyone remember what episode they sang the “Alphabet Song.” B A Bay, B O bo, B I bicky side, etc.

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:45:57 +0000

Curly shaving ice – “Were you wearing a pink bow tie ? No, well here is your lip”. Does anyone remember which epsisode (title) this was from? Thanks.

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:27:48 +0000

I say Jasper, is that the sun up there?
Oh, I don’t know, I’m a stranger around these parts.

By: Keith

Keith — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:11:08 +0000

Hey you chewing tobacco ?
No, why do you smell smoke ?

You know I was thinking.
I thought I smelt wood burning !

Here’s mud in you eye

By: Keith

Keith — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:24:13 +0000

enchanted, enlightened, embalmed.

By: sinbad

sinbad — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:34:10 +0000

what was the name of the spot that they did where they were being chased by the Egyptians and the guards stopped and asked the bull ” hail oh wise oracle which way did those naves go, the bull said they went that way and that ain’t no bull

By: Frank

Frank — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:33:14 +0000

The Three Stooges are the best

I used to watch the Three Stooges everyday after school. My Mom would come in the room and say ”Why are you watching those idiots, don’t you have homework” ? But every once in a while she would pause and watch out of the corner of her eye and I could tell she was holding back a chuckle. They are a riot.

Here is a line I love. The guys are being chased by a zombie.
Larry I think or maybe Shemp. “MMMMMMMMMMOE GGGGGGGGGGOON”
Moe not seeing the zombie behind him. “You sound like you could use some bicarbonate”.

Thanks for the blog, brought back some memories.